DID YOU KNOW: Noam Chompsky is a dog

Slept quietly out of his crate last night!

This morning he wasn’t eating his breakfast (never done that before!)
and whining a bit, so I took him outside early. He gobbled grass, and
it seemed like he wanted to puke, so I let him do that. Sure enough he
puked a few minutes later: just bile and grass. When I brought him in
he was a super suck to Jenn, going in for all the snuggles, and his
tummy was making gurgling noises pretty often. I brought him outside
again and he pooped, but the poop looked regular enough?

Now he’s in my office lying down: had some of his breakfast but only a
little. And now he’s farting.